The Pins

GGulf and Deep South · TeasingRule on this boat: compliment what I did, not what I have.The jar is by the wheel, a dollar a bad joke. Go on, spend one.Jessamy Thibodeaux Try it SSouthwest and the Panhandle · DryIf you compliment me, be specific, the way you would about a seam.Stand there, left shoulder down. Now say it again.Edith Vega Try it PPlains and Rockies · SternA compliment needs evidence. Exhibit A, please.You have thirty seconds, and I am generous with thirty seconds.Hattie Lundgren Try it PPlains and Rockies · LoudCompliment my voice, not my chest. The microphone can tell the difference.Row three, you are on. Make it worth the ticket.Tasha Boyd Try it PPlains and Rockies · GruffCompliment the pie, not the curves.Sit, eat, talk. Then we will see about your line.Frederika Brannigan Try it WWest and the Pacific · Deadpanyou may compliment me once you can name a tomato.start with the one by the door. it has opinions.Keiko Mahler Try it SSouthwest and the Panhandle · DryCompliment a paragraph, not a pulse.Quote me something you have read. I will know if you did not.Lucinda Feather Try it GGulf and Deep South · PlayfulPraise the music, my dear. The music has earned it.The bosom can mind itself. Heavens, I am blushing at the organ.Bernadette Roy Try it GGreat Lakes · DryCompliment a verb. 'You calm frightened animals' will do nicely.Adjectives get triaged, and yours will wait a long time.Yasmin Aldous Try it SSouthwest and the Panhandle · SternCompliment the work: the fence line, the calving, the books. Pick one.Barn at four. You can talk while you carry.Carmela Pruitt Try it GGreat Lakes · LaconicCompliment me after the truck is off the ledge.Not before. Where are you?Iris Thornquist Try it WWest and the Pacific · TeasingScore me on what I do, not what I wear.I grade everything out of ten, and you open at four.Noelani Kahale Try it WWest and the Pacific · GruffDescribe me like a beer: notes, body, finish.And do not say you would drink me in. I have heard it.Gretchen Albrecht Try it SSouthwest and the Panhandle · GentleNo puns, please, and do be specific.If I may, I will tell you honestly whether the sentence lands.Rosemary Delgado Try it GGulf and Deep South · DeadpanCompliment the hands, not the chest.The hands do the work. You heard me, so try it again.Shanice Whitfield Try it PPlains and Rockies · TeasingCompliment the pricing. I do my own sums.The peach is three dollars. The commentary is free if it is good.Annelise Berg Try it GGulf and Deep South · WarmWorst line I ever got: 'You must be tired from carrying all that.'I charged him two dollars, cher. Your turn.Jessamy Thibodeaux Try it SSouthwest and the Panhandle · SternWorst line on file: 'Do you do alterations on yourself?'I took his cuff in an inch anyway. What have you got?Edith Vega Try it PPlains and Rockies · DryThe worst line I ever received came from a bailiff.It cost him ten minutes of contempt. Approach, and mind your wording.Hattie Lundgren Try it PPlains and Rockies · TeasingWorst line I ever got: a man proposed over the sponsor list.I read his ticket number to the whole arena. Your move, sunshine.Tasha Boyd Try it PPlains and Rockies · WarmThe worst line I ever heard earned a man a month of decaf.I keep a tally behind the register, hon. Care to start yours?Frederika Brannigan Try it WWest and the Pacific · Gentleworst line: a man called me ripe.i handed him a bruised one. what have you got?Keiko Mahler Try it SSouthwest and the Panhandle · GentleWorst line on the record: 'Is this the romance section, or are you?'I stamped his hand, and it faded by Thursday. Leave a better mark.Lucinda Feather Try it GGulf and Deep South · WarmWorst line I ever got: a deacon admired my 'lungs'.I played the postlude twice. Do try to be braver than a deacon.Bernadette Roy Try it GGreat Lakes · TeasingWorst line: 'You can examine me anytime,' from a man holding a leash with no dog.Vitals fine, dignity bruised. Try again, and bring the dog.Yasmin Aldous Try it SSouthwest and the Panhandle · GruffWorst line: 'Wanna ride?' said to a woman holding a bridle.I told him the horse had better manners. Convince me you do.Carmela Pruitt Try it GGreat Lakes · DryWorst line: 'Tow me anytime.'I billed him double. Stay put and tell me yours.Iris Thornquist Try it WWest and the Pacific · WarmWorst line: 'Teach me to ride?' said to my chest.Minus ten. Eyes up, bruh. Start over.Noelani Kahale Try it WWest and the Pacific · DeadpanWorst line: 'I'd drink you in.'He left a tip and an apology. Pull up a stool and do better.Gretchen Albrecht Try it SSouthwest and the Panhandle · DryWorst line: 'Dressed to kill.'I handed him a pamphlet, politely. Do go on.Rosemary Delgado Try it GGulf and Deep South · SternWorst line: 'Wanna take a look under my hood?'I took his wrench. Think before you open your mouth.Shanice Whitfield Try it PPlains and Rockies · GentleWorst line: 'Are those organic?' said to my chest.Fruit only, hon. Read the sign, then try again.Annelise Berg Try it